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Men Are Sharing The Best Insults They’ve Have Ever Heard (20 Zingers)

We’ve all heard ’em. Schoolyard or in any other case, insults can come flying in our route. Some are *chef’s kiss* beautiful (taking a look at you, center faculty woman who advised me, a redhead, my legs have been “too pale” for shorts) and a few heave a mighty sting.

1. F*ckup

Mine was “What a f*ckup. You could dunk that boy in a barrel of tits and he’d come out sucking his thumb.”

“I will replace you with a button.”

“You must believe in reincarnation. Nothing could become as stupid as you in just one lifetime.” u/ShotOverTheSide

2. At a job web site

“Terry, having you around is like losing three good men.” StrykerSeven

3. The Boss

My boss as soon as stated “I’m only allowed to tell 1 customer a year to f*ck off and I’m not wasting it on you” Relxnce

4. Foreman

I heard a foreman one time when advised to take somebody to a jobsite with him say “Can’t I take a stool instead? At least I can stand on a stool.” PeePeeMcGee123

5. Ouch

You’re not utterly nugatory, you’ll be able to all the time be used as a foul instance agentaurange

6. Car Injuries

Strong like bull, good like tractor. DasPuggy

7. Mouth burn

I heard somebody comment about someones mouth by stating they’d uppercase gums and lowercase tooth. ohlaph

8. Inferiority Complex

Your crippling inferiority advanced is totally justified. Lokyyo

9. Cook battle

Two of my cooks a very long time in the past have been in a battle and somebody stated to the opposite “you are the human version of a mustard stain on a wife beater.” maxbisinnocent

10. Jealousy

“I’m jealous of everyone who’s never met you.” JRad8888